1 爱莲新说

                沸腾的除夕

                一朵朵水饺

                踢踏着广场舞曲

                旋转 荡开莲漪

                守岁老两口

                融融荷红腮

                嬉皮饺儿

                打坐莲蕊

                闹春

                2 新年第一吻

                睡吧 爱人

                大年初一

                该老爷们炊晨

                日初时刻

                闪开咱家东窗纱门

                会有暧昧羞红你眼帘

                老伴别躲

                签收下俺煲好的飞吻

                3 访友小别

                出趟远门

                不敢再回身

                生怕碰疼

                妻晾门旁的眼神

                回来 妻迸火星的声音

                白发 删除最后一根

                走吧 如释重负的较真

                4 话不投妻

                只要老婆被拖下女神

                生气俨然她二胎身份

                哪管年俗三令五申

                她能把全世界调成静音

                最最要命的是你不能再成功

                合法的任性的发射

                那枚牛哄哄臭哄哄的吻

                5 甜言蜜歉

                亲爱的

                开口吧

                你这把身子骨

                已泡透酒话

                大过年的

                哪还经得起哟

                冷空气拷打